Laws of Murphy

So, here are some Murphy's Laws bastardized that i made a long while ago. Heres their new home :)

In essence of Murphy's Laws

Pharrit's Law of Machinery:
If all attempts to fix an object from malfunction fails, a swift kick should do the trick

Pharrit's Second Law of Research:
Any project can be proved with enough evidence proving the move obscure part of the research

Pharrit's Third Law of Research:
For every 50 page report, there is one statement to prove it false

Pharrit's Law of Internet Communication:
The size and boldness of the text is directly propotionate to how much it will be ignored

Pharrit's Comment of Klipstein's Law Applied to General Engineering 4:
(Original Law: Any wire cut to length will be too short)
If the wire is cut longer then specification, the project will change enough to make the wire needed to the exact length it has been cut

Pharrit's corollary to Swipple Rule of Order:
(Original Rule: He who shouts loudest has the floor.)
He who shouts the loudest has the floor but will lose his voice before his argument is over.

Pharrit's Observation of Research:
Only after you pass over what you are looking for is when you realize you need to look it up
Addendum: After passing what you are looking for you will not be able to find it again

Pharrit's Law of Workmanship:
The only task that is impossible is getting someone else to do the impossible for you

Pharrit's Law to Life applied to Tennis:
You can never win with just Love

Pharrit's Law of Laws:
All laws can be broken and will be broken

Pharrit's paradox of Laws:
The only law that cannot be broken is the Law of Laws

Addendem to a psudo-intelligence

Pharrit's Law of Test Taking:
Only Actors get away with cheating

Pharrit's Unwritten Law:

Pharrit's Law of Musical Theory, as related to guitars:
All Octives are on the twelve step program

Pharrit's Mindless ramblings:
You got that darn straight! BLAH BLAH BLAH!


Jason's Thoughts on Thoughting:
The more you think about something relative to the subject, the less you actually know of what you were thinking of

Jason's Law of Grammerizing a Sentence:
The more smarter the sentence sounding, the less likely people will argue the grammer wrong

Lastly,

Jason's Axiom of the Laws of Making Laws:
If you take away a right of someone, you just created a law
If you make up something that sounds like a law, you just created a law
If you change a law, you just created a law
If you break any of these laws, you are president