Easter Lesson!

Easter started MILLIONS of years ago when Jesus first died. Everyone mourned their loss (he still owed them money) and finally after three days he arose.. "OMGWTF!", the leet shouted. One man tho was too awstruck by his own findings to realize this happening.. Yes, it was Moshin Rickenburg, the town loony. He was looking off into his own world and noticed a rabbit just sitting in the brush. Upon further inspection he spyed an egg under the rabbit.. "YES! That rabbit laid an egg!" He shouted jubiliently. Everyone then turned to see what he was shouting about, which gave Jesus enough time to high-tail it out of there, only to be dissapointed. They tried to explain that rabbits do not lay eggs, but Moshin would not have any of it, he knew what he saw with his own eyes. Soon everyone just laughed and laughed at him.. He wanted revenge! He devised a clever plan that would not only make everyone the fool, but help dentists out at the same time. He cooked up some chocolate and wrapped them up in white cloth and then hid the bits around the village... He then instructed the people to find rabbits and let them loose and follow them to where they would go. His plan was flawed because the rabbits clearly do not like chocolate, but to his suprise kids do. One kid started screaming when he saw a rabbit run away from him to "leave behind an egg of chocolate"... The people where in shock and amazment! Could Moshin be correct? Could this be the biggest thing since Jesus returning? Will Batman ever capture the Joker? The world may never know.....



Ok, so the people decided that Moshin was correct, but then burned him at the stake because he was apparently a witch.. They later found out that it was all just an elaborate scheme by him, but adopted it because it kept the kids busy... So once a year they hold a hunt in memory of Moshic... The term Easter is actually a derivitive of the words "Eat Sturdy Chocolater"